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Jul. 1st, 2005 @ 03:45 pm a true story....
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshield.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the supposedly shatterproof windshield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo, which read:Collapse )
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demonessdeb:
Apr. 8th, 2005 @ 01:57 pm *snerk*
Current Mood: amused*snert*
Shamelessly nicked from purple_sparkles

no offense to the blondes of the worldCollapse )

*slaps knee*

Best laugh I've had all day!
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demonessdeb:
Feb. 22nd, 2005 @ 12:47 pm sick humor
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: Moby
Where does a General keep his armies?


????Collapse )
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demonessdeb:
Feb. 21st, 2005 @ 08:10 am let it snow let it snow let it snow
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: feel - robbie williams
There are just not enough snowmen-themed Calvin and Hobbes strips. And to prove my point.....these are the only ones I haveCollapse )
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demonessdeb:
Oct. 25th, 2004 @ 04:01 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Current Music: kung fu fighting.......hiyah!
What is it called when one cat sues another cat?

meowCollapse )

Gotta thank The Baby for calling me with that gem.
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demonessdeb:
Oct. 20th, 2004 @ 11:44 am because this is the one I was supposed to use
What do you call a pig that does karate?

like y'all don't already know the answerCollapse )

That's a killer!
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demonessdeb:
Oct. 20th, 2004 @ 10:10 am (no subject)
Current Mood: giddya bit goofy
Current Music: how far is heaven?
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with Lassie?

What's that, boy?Collapse )
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